Chad

1. Chad?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Poverty, political instability within the country due to civil war and in its neighbors (particularly the genocide in Darfur and refugees coming into Chad), corruption, illiteracy, lack of economic and social growth, high infant mortality, reliance on agricultural economy.

2. Who do I start for my 2nd receiver this week? I have Chad Johnson starting and who else?

I agree w/ everyone else i say Johnson and Johnson, i know eventually Crayton will have a game where he goes off and scores alot of FP but i know that Calvin Johnson will play so just start him

3. What kind of briefcase or bag does Chad have on Million Dollar Listing?

its a combo of messenger bag and murse (male-purse, LOL). It's probably a designer one!

4. Chad Penington or Trent Green for the start Week 4?

Go with Chad. Green is horrible, both in real life and in fantasy. Pennington should have a good day against the Bills weak def.

5. How did a country in the heart of Africa get named Chad?

Some information is below.

6. What kind of bag does Chad have on Million Dollar Listing?

Vercase white nylon? Or was that a different episode? :S

7. Should I start Derek Anderson or Chad Pennington today?

This is a toss-up; I think you go with Pennington because Baltimore's defense is superior to Buffalo's. Good luck.

8. What team do you think Chad Johnson will be on next season?

still a retard, I see.

9. How good would the Titans be with Chad Johnson?

Wow.. there are a lot of V. Young bashers out there.. I'll admit that I wasn't big on him when he first came out.. but geez he has looked decent at times with an awful offense.. I think he'll be alright.. you just need to give him at least a couple of options to throw to.. Chad Johnson would definatly help this team out but unless they got another guy that V. Young could throw to then it wont be enough.. every team will just double CJ and let the other no name guys try to beat them

10. What has happened to Chad Pennington since the Brett Farve trade?

Jets quarterback Chad Pennington, who received calls from several teams after his release, has agreed to a two-year deal with the Miami Dolphins.

11. How can I change my last name like Chad Johnson did?

First, focus completely on self Second, shout out, literally and figuratively, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!, every moment of every day Third, concern yourself - NOT - with your teammates' needs Fourth, take responsibility for nothing, and complain about everything At that point, you won't be him - who can be? - but you'll be as close as you can be. The only problem is - we don't need or want another one.

12. where should shawn alexander go and chad johnson get traded to?

alexander should go home

13. Does anyone know how to find a chad brokaw the alltel wireless guy bobblehead without buying online?

Thats going to be near impossible. Obscure things like that are very difficult to find in regular stores. You can try an alltel wireless store, or if you're lucky maybe a radioshack has one. But truly your best bet is online. If you don't want to buy online just because you don't have means to. You can go to a walgreens and buy on of those vvirtual visa cards. These act like debit cards but they only have as much money as you put on it in cash at the register. And you can use them online.

14. does anyone know where I can find a simple timeline of the key events of the country Chad?

Yes wikipedia but here is the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Chad Also a timeline of recent Chadian history from the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/country_profiles/1068745.stm

15. Should I start Donald Driver instead of Chad Ocho Cinco?

16. Why did Lou Piniella put Chad Fox in over Carlos Marmol in last night's game?

I think it was a day off, I didn't even see Marmol in the pen yesterday. It was a loooong day for the Cubs pen yesterday w/ Hill getting pulled in the 1st. Eamus Catuli how about that 6 run 4th inning 2day!

17. Where can I watch the episode of CSI with Chad Michael Murray in it?

18. Predictions on what will happen with Chad Johnson this football season?

It's really tough to say... but I'll give you what I believe would be the best case scenario for them... Trade him on draft day. Chad Johnson's trade value will never be higher (although the more outspoken he is, the worse it gets). He's 30 years old, and he's always had productive seasons. Of course, the cap hit hurts the Bengals - 8 million dollars is a lot of money, but if they hold onto him, they risk a season like the Eagles had in 2005 with TO as a distraction - going from NFC Champs to a 6-10 team (to be fair, the Eagles got killed with injuries that year). The year after that (with TO out of the picture) the Eagles were NFC East champs yet again.... It's safe to say that Chad won't keep his mouth shut, regardless of whether or not he's on the field. Do you think the Bengals can deal with that distraction? They have quite a few already with all their legally challenged players. The Bengals also desperately need to improve their defense. This is a prime opportunity to do just that. They should trade him and trade him fast. So what's Chad worth? Tough to say... teams tend to underpay for the outspoken distraction receivers in the league, regardless of their talent (see TO, Randy Moss, etc.), however, there are quite a few teams that would absolutely love to have Johnson. The bidding war could end up being interesting, especially since two of the most talked about destinations are the Cowboys and Eagles. So what would these teams give up for Johnson.... The most obviously answer for the Eagles is Lito Shepard and a draft pick. Being an Eagles fan, I'd take that in a heartbeat, and I think it would work out pretty well for the Bengals as well. They'd get a guy that when healthy is one of the top 5 corners in the league. He'd fit very nicely in with youngsters Leon Hall and Jonathon Joseph. It'd allow them both to work in and get experience while playing alongside one of the best in the business. It also means that they'd have depth if Lito gets injured again. On top of that, they'd get a draft pick (my assumption would be in the 3rd - 4th round range). The Cowboys have 2 first round picks, but I don't know that they'd part with one of them for Chad (although it would be something I would do in their position). Perhaps they would do something along the lines of both first round picks, and another pick (3rd round?) for Chad Johnson and the Bengals first rounder. It's really tough to say because you don't know what the Bengals are actually thinking. Chances are they won't trade him, and he'll hold out for awhile, only to return and be a distraction and ruin the season, which will both hurt his value as well as hurt his team.... it's really dumb when you think about it.

19. What happened with Chad Johnson and his jersey?

Reebok sent notice to the league offices that they will not allow him to change his last name from Johnson until Reebok is compensated for all the already printed Johnson jerseys. That is a contractual right they own and the players all know it...they sign individual deals with Reebok because they get a percentage of every jersey sold with their name on it. Unless he pays Reeboks costs he will (by contract) be forced to use Johnson until the matter is settled in court. If the team or himself violates the contract they will be subject to a lawsuit so just another problem Chad creates for himself (he might never get it).

20. What is the best/easiest way to create Chad's armored arm for cosplay?

If it's possible for her to make a full length sleeve the stick-offy bits could probably be achieved by carving Styrofoam then painting it. or making a basic frame with wooden dowels, or cardboard then paper mache it. and paint it. You would have to use a spandex type material for the sleeve. The heavier bits you could tie on with an elastic but under the sleeve material.